What is an Effelump? I had a dream and out popped the Effelumps, and I realized that they had no real bearing on reality whatsoever. I figured they must be practically human in form, for they had two legs, two arms, and one head. They were rotund figures—neither slim nor obese, just rotund, like pot bellies in the middle—with commonplace necks, heads, arms, and legs. They had ruddy complexions; neither brown nor dark, neither suntanned nor "other," just ruddy and red, but not unsightly. I confess that until this day I have never read The Hunting of the Snark , but upon reading such a delectable masterpiece, I realize that upon nonsense, stories do indeed grow—and grow they must. For if it’s not told a thousand times until we are old, then it’s a story neither heard nor told. So, as in the Snark , what is, was, and will be, no one will ever know. I encourage my reader to go forth and read the Snark , for it’s indeed what it’s meant to be, and so is my book. Well, what does it ...